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Thursday, November 19, 2009
HOW TO HUG A BABY
Instructions for properly hugging ababy.
1. First, spy ababy.2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed ababy by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet nappy this is indeed ababy. 3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw slide' easier.
4. The 'paw slide' Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up. 5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.
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